Revealed – Part 3

Question Three – the water question – reveals what you think or feel about sex and what it means to you.

JD

Water – standing in the shower

Warm. Relaxing. Cleansing. A place to *****

Hmmm. So you like sex to be warm and relaxing. I get the impression you like to take your time with a lady, get her all warmed up. I think you like intimacy, Jim, and you’re definitely not a wam bam kinda guy. You mentioned the word ‘cleansing’ which tells me that you certainly feel a difference in yourself after you have had sex. I think it fuels you; gives you a lift, makes you feel better about yourself, puts a smile on your face and a spring in your step. The fact that your fourth reason was “ a place to *******” suggests a few things. First, that you like a little bit of the naughty stuff; the out of the ordinary. (Not that having sex in the shower is naughty or extraordinary, but at the same time it isn’t 8.37 on Sunday nights in the bedroom under the covers.) I think you like to be spontaneous. Also, if the ****** refers to masturbation rather than sex, I think you have hidden depths; longings. I think no matter how open you are with a woman, there’s always something tucked away in your head, just for your own little private pleasure. You have secret desires, don’t you Jim?

KARL

Water – Diving

It’s a whole different world down there. You can hang out with a lot of neat fish.
You can bring a lot of tasty fish home with you for dinner. I don’t really have favorites, on it or under it on just as happy.

This is the only question you answered seriously, which tells me that sex is very important to you. The fact that you chose diving (or being on top of or under the sea) is very revealing. Oh yes, you dirty, dirty boy. You like to take sex to the very boundary of what is acceptable. If sex was a house, you’d live in a dungeon. If sex was food, you’d eat it with your fingers. If sex was a drink, you’d slurp it up till you were drunk on it. I bet your hard drive is just swimming in images. I bet your brain could do with a few more cells to fit all that filth in there! I think you’re a ‘try anything once’ kinda guy who is keen to explore new ways to reach sexual fulfilment and you want your partner to be just as adventurous as you are.

D

Water – A bath

Great fun to share. Great place to read a book.  Can control the temperature.  Relaxing.

Right. Let’s see if I can do a little better on this one!

I think you’re a very considerate lover, D, who likes to pleasure a woman as much as getting pleasure yourself. You like to take your time with sex and wallow in its gloriousness. I get the impression that you’re rather skilled at it too and doing two things at once (use your imagination) isn’t at all awkward for you. I think a woman would feel very loved in your hands because you’re considerate and attentive. Something tells me that you’re a bit of a tease; I can see you taking a woman to the brink of climax and pulling back, holding her there, controlling the moment, drawing it out, driving her crazy. Umm…s’cuse me….I just need to…..

FLOWERPOT

Water – Depends on the weather, temperature, mood.

I’ve said before that I think you’re a very private person, so you certainly don’t want to be talking to me about your sex life, do you? LoL. However (I’m clutching at straws here), I don’t think sex is as important to you now as it once was. I get the impression that your needs vary from day to day, week to week, depending on your emotional state. Drawing on your previous answers I would say that intimacy with your partner and feeling loved and cherished is far more important to you than the sexual act itself.

GRUMP

Water – Being in the rain.

Love tropical down pours. Walking on the cliffs of Cornwall in the wind and rain was fantastic. As a kid I loved the puddles that the rain left, I still like to jump in puddles .I like to watch the rain drops in the sunlight just after it has rained and they form and fall from the leaves outside my window.

Oh God, Grump, I think I may have to bypass your first reason! I can’t stop laughing!

Ok…here we go. I think you have a very healthy appetite for sex and find it invigorating and fun and breathtakingly beautiful. You’re not only interested in how it all feels, but how it all looks, too. I think you enjoy visual stimulation. But what I find more interesting is not the sexual act itself, but the moments after. I think you’re extremely affectionate and loving and rather than clean up and get on with something else (or turn over and go to sleep) you like to wallow in the afterglow and use those precious moments to stay connected with your partner, making her feel special. I loved your answers, they made me smile

RONNIE

Water – The sea.

Reminds me of good times.  Tim. Relaxes me. Cares and worries go away.

I think sex is fun for you Ronnie and it’s a means of escape from the humdrum of daily life.  I think you have many wonderful memories of your sexual encounters which you probably visit from time to time, putting a smile on your face! Now this is hard to comment on because I know you, but I would say that although you are a strong, independent woman, you like to be dominated in the bedroom which is probably the only time you allow a man to be in control of you. Other people have used the ‘relaxing’ word but you’ve said it differently; you said it relaxes ‘me’. This tells me you really like your partner to be attentive and to show you how much he desires you.

HARDIN

Water – In a hot tub.

Warm. Clean. Soothing. Massaging.

You chose an unconventional word, Hardin – one that very few others would pick. Hot tub. This tells me that although your 4 reasons are perfectly normal ones and you have the same needs and desires as other people, there is something quite different about your sex life. If I knew absolutely nothing about you I would have to take a stab in the dark, which is what I’ll do now, based on that hot tub word. Hot tubs are usually placed outside the house which gives me the impression that you’re either an exhibitionist or that more than one person is involved in your sexual activities.

How did I do? Lol.

SULDOG

Water – In a mountain stream.

I like to swim against the current and pretend I’m a salmon going upstream (really, it’s wonderful exercise.) Cool and refreshing. Clean and brisk. Away from the madding crowd.

You have a very healthy appetite for sex, Suldog. If I had to choose whether you’re a sprinter or a marathon runner in the bedroom, I’d go for the first option. That’s not to say you’re the master of the quickie – I think you give more of yourself than that – but I reckon those six hour sessions are a thing of the past. Something tells me you’re a very capable and active lover who enjoys that invigorated, energised after-feeling you so often get. Although you’re an extremely open person in many areas of your life, your sex life is private and just for you and THE WIFE to enjoy in private. Somehow, I can’t see you sharing any tales of your performances!

NEIL

I am not playing with you!